If you ever need to curse someone…I have a detailed plan of action for you:

Have a moving sale in which you promise to hold items for people

(as long as they can pick up within a couple of days). 

Wait.

Patiently.

You will be bombarded within hours, minutes really.

Emails and phone calls.  Multiple texts.

It does not matter that you specifically stated “email or text please, no phone calls.”

Soon you will begin to receive emails demanding your physical address. 

Multiple emails. 

Along with those demands comes the questions:

Why don’t you answer your phone?  

Why doesn’t your phone ring?

Why didn’t you give us the address in the initial post?

Do not feel the need the need to respond to the ridiculousness.

The curse will come soon enough. 

Yes, your phone gets crappy reception at home and either does not ring or people can never hear you, so answering the phone inevitably causes more confusion. 

But do not feel like you have to explain yourself or be defensive, the forthcoming results will be taking care of everything for you.

It takes about three days for the curse to set in.

The people that promise to come on a certain day/time and do not will either forget you ever existed and suddenly stop checking their email and/or phone, or they will be cursed.   There will be numerous individuals that fall into each category. 

Sometimes you hear from the cursed hours before they have promised to show up, or merely minutes before.  Sometimes you hear from them after the terrible tragedy.  Yes, you have cleared your schedule so they can come get this item they just HAVE to have and are so incredibly excited for.  They insisted you hold it, they did not merely wish to come by to see the item.  They claimed it as their own. 

Here is when the cursed will explain to you how deeply sorry they are, but they will be unable to make it (and it is now you will begin to see the very tangible results):

***I got in a car accident and I cannot move.

***My home was broken into, we were robbed of literally everything we owned.

***My entire family is deathly ill.

***The in-laws made an unexpected visit, we are held up for two weeks.

***My phone was stolen and my money was stolen. I cannot buy anything.  

End of lesson.  

If interested, I can provide you the corresponding item requested with specific curse.